This woman’s bloody response to catcalling is going completely viral
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Catcalling is one of those infuriating and sometimes terrifying components of the female experience that we would rather not have to deal with.
Do you ignore them? Yell at them to go away?
Author Zoë Quinn, or UnburntWitch on Twitter, had a slightly creepier and ultimately epic response to one street harasser.
I got a bunch of dental surgery and while waiting for a cab to go home a dude catcalled me so I just let a ton of blood fall out my mouth
— Best Bi™ (@UnburntWitch) August 24, 2017
While out one day after dental surgery, one man decided he needed to catcall Zoe, who was minding her own business.
Rather than ignore him, Zoe looked decided to open her mouth and allow a measure of post-surgery blood dribble from her mouth like she was some kind of demonic creature from the underworld.
We think it's pretty safe to say the guy probably thought twice about catcalling a woman again.
I wish I could do that on command cause I've never seen a dude immediately regret his decision more
— Best Bi™ (@UnburntWitch) August 24, 2017
'Don't hassle someone who has three of their own back teeth in their pocket at the moment' she continued in another Tweet.
BRB, we're literally crying with laughter.