Unicorn ramen NOODLES are here, and we are not OK with them

Listen, it's no great secret that we are really into unicorns, but is nothing sacred anymore?

 

鶏白湯を掃湯して鶏清湯の予定でしたが、思った程透明になりませんでした(；ω；) 味は鶏ガラスープを鶏肉で追いダシしている為、鶏の絞り汁のように強烈です。 リリースは改良の後…かな(^^;) _ #ラーメン #らーめん #拉麺 #ramen #japanesefood #noodle #吉法師 #拉麺吉法師 #kipposhi #ラーメン女子 #女子ラーメン #吾妻橋 #本所吾妻橋 #スカイツリー近く #浅草デート #押上 #japanramen #japaneseramen #tokyoramen #鶏白湯 #鶏白湯ラーメン #濃厚鶏白湯 #塩ラーメン #オシャレラーメン #彩り #パプリカ #ほうれん草 #青いラーメン #新作ラーメン

A photo posted by 拉麺 吉法師 Ramen Kipposhi (@kipposhi21) on Jan 7, 2017 at 11:02pm PST

While we love the idea of chowing down on a pastel pink donut or lilac pancakes, we cannot condone the idea of unicorn RAMEN noodles. 

 

ราเมงต้มยำ #japanfood #ramen #rainbowramen

A photo posted by @jjooooff on Apr 27, 2015 at 6:18am PDT

We hate to tell you, but throwing a splash of food colouring into a recipe does not automatically give a food unicorn status. 

Unicorns should be respected and adored… not taken for granted, ladies. 

 

Pretty Ramen noodles for my little lady#rainbowramen #ramennoodles #pink #blue #purple ..thats what she likes lol

A photo posted by Quisha  (@quishab) on Jan 12, 2014 at 12:55pm PST

Also, the concept of mixing a savoury dish with the most magical creature to never walk the Earth just seems… well, wrong. 

Also, ALSO… these weird noodles look like worms. 

 

UNICORN NOODLES!!!  Inspired by @theindigokitchen. I went crazy with the lemon juice so A LOT of the noodles went bright pink!  Still pretty good for my first attempt and it was so cool watching the colour change!  #theindigokitchen #unicorn #unicornnoodles #rainbow #rainbownoodles #colourful #salad #saladideas #vegetarian #vegetarianfood #avocado #avocadorose #secretsquirrelfood #squirrelroses #foodroses #homemade #homecooking #melbourne #melbournefood #melbournefoodie #food #foodie #foodstagram #instafood #foodporn #health #healthy #healthyfood #healthycooking #healthyliving

A photo posted by KIMMY LE (@kmmyl) on Aug 31, 2016 at 3:16am PDT

If it's not sugary and sweet, then it is NOT a unicorn food group. 

We'll pass…