Vicky Pattison stuns following recent sex revelations

Let's not beat around the bush here.

In addition to 'necking on', getting 'mortal' and starting fights with each other, the members of the Geordie Shore cast all appear to have fairly high sex drives which they have no problem satisfying in front of an eager camera crew and an even more eager audience at home, right?

No, oh-so-wrong, apparently!

It came as a bit of a surprise in recent days when former cast member, Vicky Pattison, asserted that nothing could be further from the truth, in fact.

Speaking specifically for herself, the 27-year-old reality TV star, who had a number of high-profile romances while in the famous house, insists that the no pants dance doesn't feature as highly on her daily to-do list as we may have been led to believe.

Revealing that's she currently enjoying a period of celibacy, the stunning brunette, who was recently caught up in a frightening bar brawl in Marbella, said: "I’m not frustrated at all, I’m not a highly sexual person anyway. I’d rather have a nice bath."

Suggesting that her past romances may have played a part in opting for a long soak over a tumble between the sheets, Vicky said: "With the right bloke you shouldn’t have to…you should just wake up every morning and things should just be nice. Until that bloke comes along, the rest of them can just f**k off."

Don't forget the bath bombs and soothing sounds of Enya, Vicky!