WTF?! Gary Beadle ABUSES female co-stars in outrageous new column

From Charlotte's shock departure to Marnie's never-ending Twitter feuds, things in the Geordie Shore house seem to have hit an all-time-low.

And now to make things worse, Gary Beadle has gone to town on his female cast mates in his latest column for the Daily Star.  

Admitting that the Geordie Shore crew "is like some twisted family", Gaz described Marnie Simpson's request for some new male co-stars as ridiculous, before saying: "Maybe she just wants some newbies because me and Aaron Chalmers have both been through her like a train."  

He also said Marnie – who recently criticised his stance on Charlotte's ectopic pregnancy – should be permanently equipped with a bottle of vodka "because without one, she's boring as f***".

He then took a shot at Chloe Ferry's career, saying: "Chloe has possibly earned around £37.50 from fees outside of reality shows.  I'm sure the only appearance she ever did was for Foxy Bingo."

Clearly angry about Chloe's suggestion that Gaz is more interested in his sex life than Charlotte, Gary called her a d***head and warned her not to comment on his personal life again.

And just when we thought he'd done his worst, Gaz decided to criticise Vicky Pattison's decision to ignore the last stream of abuse he launched.

He wrote: "Vicky Pattison decided to turn all Buddhist on me last week after I gave her back some of what she had given me.  Does she forget the week before calling me a 'one-tricky pony skinny moron?'"

"Does her new, saintly outlook cause her to suffer from short term memory loss, I wonder?"

"If you are going to give it but can't take it when it's thrown back at you, surely that makes YOU the p***k?!"  WOW!

The column was written before Gaz headed to Magaluf this week to begin filming the newest series of the hit reality show – which he expects to be "the most explosive series ever".

Well, at least he's right about something!